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Anonymous asked: M!A oops you and Oliver accidentally traded phone cards! You have all his nudes (I don't believe for a second he doesn't have a lot of nudes) and he has whatever pictures you keep!

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [sc R E EC H E S] -

/ [D R OP S   P HO     N                   E  PIC K S  UP  PH O NE  PU T S  PH ON E  I N  POCK E T

F C U K] -

/ Gonna go back in the files Tom? /

- [ H AH AH AH AH AH A HHAH AH A  N O  TH AT’D   B E  A   BR E AC H  OF  TR U ST] -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [CONFUSED YELLING hi let's do the other side of the Levi switching] /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [oh man p e r f e c t] 
Good morning, darling. Coffee’s in the kitchen. Don’t trip over Luca, he’s stationed himself in the doorway again. -

- …… oh. -

/ What. /

- That’s. That doesn’t look good. -

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Anonymous asked: oh hon

- SHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSSHSSSSSS NO BE QU I ET  GO  TO  J AI L -

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Anonymous asked: M!A mainverse Levi and 00:00:00 Levi have been switched. 6 hours or until mun is bored.

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

[magical poof] 

/ I’m so confused. /

: /
Are you sure, that doesn’t sound like you. 

/ …? I’m going now. /

Okay. Have fun, see you later! See you later.

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00:00:00 Hardy/Levi

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

"Shhhh. It’s alright, love." 

Pets the hair pets the stomach. It’s fine. it’s safe.

"I don’t sleep ever. Shh."

Voice is higher. It’s intentional but he’s making it look unintentional.

Maybe he can make it look like he’s just pretending to be more developed than he is. High voice, shorter body, but slowly so it seems like he’s just slipping up. 

"You definitely need sleep. Be a good boy and go to bed."

He’s joking. He’s joking.

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Anonymous asked: M!A oops you and Oliver accidentally traded phone cards! You have all his nudes (I don't believe for a second he doesn't have a lot of nudes) and he has whatever pictures you keep!

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [sc R E EC H E S] -

- [opens Tom first because this is the century where people google themselves] -

/ Gonna google yourself, Tom? [eyebrows]

There’s clearly two separate sets of images, pictures of Hardy are first and they’re chronological but Levi put a “1 ” in front of the automatic file names to keep them in front and separated from the next group, which are all semi-awkward nudes that seem to have been taken according to Hardy’s preferences. He hasn’t ever sent any of them to him. /

/ [D R OP S   P HO     N                   E  PIC K S  UP  PH O NE  PU T S  PH ON E  I N  POCK E T

F C U K] -

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Anonymous asked: Gives Brandon s o much morphine

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

TH AN K YOU 

Sure. But you’re not gonna get all fucking stupid with the scratching are you?

No

So NO scratching.

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alicepriceofnv asked: *goes to Hardy's place and tries to unlock the door without knocking - if everyone is dead why bother? But it might be good to make sure his animals are okay*

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [Yeah it opens.] 
Brandon? -

- [Fascinating. Wonders if this is anons or psychosis.] -

Not. Not that I deserve it. But… I wish we’d made up properly. After all that shit.

- [s l o w l y. Sips. Tea.] -

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Anonymous asked: Look at all them pretty nudes you have now :3

- There are probably n O  N U D ES -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [txt] Jonathan /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

/ [txt] Hey. What. /

[txt] I swear to fucking god Levi.

[txt] it tastes terrible

[txt] I’m here where the fuck are you.

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [CONFUSED YELLING hi let's do the other side of the Levi switching] /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [oh man p e r f e c t] 
Good morning, darling. Coffee’s in the kitchen. Don’t trip over Luca, he’s stationed himself in the doorway again. -

- [Oh god okay. Bandages. And. Something to clean with. Will he need a needle and thread? Probably not. Damp clean towel and water. Returns.]
I assume you can. Clean it yourself. I’m not good with contact. -

/ Right. It’s probably just the last E, that one bleeds all the fucking- [removes shirt yep it’s the E] /

- …… oh. -

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Anonymous asked: Gives Brandon s o much morphine

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

TH AN K YOU 

I have done worse things to my face.

stop looking at me

Sure. But you’re not gonna get all fucking stupid with the scratching are you?

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Anonymous asked: M!A oops you and Oliver accidentally traded phone cards! You have all his nudes (I don't believe for a second he doesn't have a lot of nudes) and he has whatever pictures you keep!

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [sc R E EC H E S] -

/

There are 3 folders.
> Work
> Pictures
> Tom

/

- [opens Tom first because this is the century where people google themselves] -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: 00v / [txt] hey he y hey hey /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

-[gosh he is in the miDD L E of w O RK Oliver good LORD.] -
[txt] hello my dear

[txt] did you PAINT your TOENAILS

[txt] is that not allowed

[txt] it is allowed of course its allowed
[txt] but where did you even get nailpolish

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Anonymous asked: M!A mainverse Levi and 00:00:00 Levi have been switched. 6 hours or until mun is bored.

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

[magical poof] 

/ I’m so confused. /

Wait! Do you have your phone? Levi!

/ Wh a t . No. I probably lost it somewhere I’ll check around at work tonight. /

: /
Are you sure, that doesn’t sound like you. 

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