Night Vale private clinic

alicepriceofnv asked: [txt] .... Brandon told you didn't he

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] that youre taking pills and havent told me at all?
[txt] i mean no he didnt

[txt]say it out loud. do it.

[txt] …. I don’t want to I don’t whine like that

[txt] do it

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / 00[txt] what are you doing /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [looks over at Oliver. He’s right there. He’s literally right there.] 
….. -

[txt] not much
[txt] you?

- Icky. -

/ Yeah. /

- Did you just. -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt] Ali is on pills

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] the deepest sigh of all
[txt] i am unsurprised

- But does he? -

Yes.

- So you’re both aware that it would be rape. -

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nightvaleprivateclinic asked: Giddy up, Hufflepuff. Time for you to grow up.

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

I can do this. 

No you have to call. 

[Takes phone out. CALLS.]

[Lets it ring twice before answering.]
Yes hello. Who is this. I’m very busy.

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nightvaleshospital asked: [txt] Hardy what's your favourite food and your least favourite spice, I need to know because reasons. -Aster

nightvaleshospital:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] are you planning to fatally spice my favourite food with my least favourite spice

[txt] youre like five feet you didnt grow up at all
[txt] ahaha hows that for a broxburn

[txt] that’s not even an insult its fucking true

[txt] you’re terrible at humour :/

[txt] hahaha seriously though thats in glasgow right
[txt] be honest with me have you ever wanted to do dirty things to sheep is that a genetic thing or how youre raised

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nightvaleprivateclinic asked: + [txt] brandon!!! [txt] wednesdaaaaaaay! :D +

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

[txt] YES
[txt] YES IT IS ARE YOU READY BECAUSE I’M READY

+ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. +

What?

+ Well let’s try to make this one a canine, hm? +

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hellofromkevin:

nightvaleprivateclinic:\

- Can you pinpoint why? -

No.

- Would you like to hear my thoughts? -

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alicepriceofnv asked: *v e r y tentatively goes to the clinic when she's 90% sure David's supposed to be there but is also at least as confident that Hardy's there too*

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[Yes this is a thing.] 

They probably are. That’s why different people have different favourite persons they know. Because their circumstances work good together so their niceness match up. My niceness won’t work for every person, maybe they’ll meet me when I’m always tired or I look scary to them or we’re very different or they need a different way to act to feel like someone’s being nice. So even people who seem like they’re not good people have someone who thinks they’re good, because the niceness lines up with theirs. And the niceness can change, too, because it’s all about perspective and actions, that’s all it is. It’s why we have to give people second chances, and also explain things and be patient with them. Show them our niceness. Then their niceness will be bigger and line up with more people. 

*hugs him*
I still think you would be the nicest. But I understand what you mean.

I did it! I explained a thing!

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / 00[txt] what are you doing /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [looks over at Oliver. He’s right there. He’s literally right there.] 
….. -

[txt] not much
[txt] you?

- I don’t know. I’m quite vain. Being wanted is nice. -

/ True.

Oh well sex is kinda icky when you think about it anyway I guess I can shut up about it if it bothers you. /

- Icky. -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt] Ali is on pills

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] the deepest sigh of all
[txt] i am unsurprised

- Does he know that? -

I don’t think that’s generally a factor.

- But does he? -

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nightvaleprivateclinic asked: - [00verse] [calls] -

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

ask-doctor-brandon:

/ [Ignores.] /

- Didn’t anything seem off about him? -

/ Not aside from not liking me [mumbling] but I kind of expected that to happen /

- And you didn’t find that odd? -

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alicepriceofnv asked: [txt] .... Brandon told you didn't he

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] that youre taking pills and havent told me at all?
[txt] i mean no he didnt

[txt] i want you to read the message you just sent me five times
[txt] elongating the last vowel more and more every time
[txt] with an increasingly whiny voice

[txt] …………
[txt] I don’t whine like that

[txt]say it out loud. do it.

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