Night Vale private clinic

Anonymous asked: M!A David is babysitting a baby pig for 24 hours

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

LE V I  LOOK

[He a db utt s  hi s  h A ND] 

/ [HEADBUTTS HER BACK but very gently TAKE THAT PIG] /

[OH IT’S ON NOW show TINY SUPERIORITY by GRUNTING LOUDLY and jump and shake head at hand]

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Anonymous asked: Join the others, we'll fatten them up a bit and then slaughter.

……… no. Don’t do that.

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

Shhh. Don’t ruin the mystery of it.

Alright then.

[paces after]

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nightvaleprivateclinic asked: = [Knock knock knocking on Kevin's door.] =

hellofromkevin:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

hellofromkevin:

[no answering]

= I will make time. =

Don’t stretch yourself too far

= I will make time, Kevin. I promise. =

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[Yes.]

[god fucking damn it. Tries the card thing. Does it work?]

[Yes! Good job.]

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Touching. (Hardy/Levi 00:00:00 AU)

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

"It’s different." 

"Okay. You’re still not allowed to psychiatrist me." 

"But it’s all I do."

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Anonymous asked: Kevin looking for Eliot noises

hellofromkevin:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

= [Eliot lying on a LASER GUN hahaha pew pew pew.] =

= I will look for him. He can’t be far, he must be in town somewhere. =

Yeah. Shouldn’t be hard to find with no teeth, if it hasn’t been too long. 

= …. yes. I hope I can help him find God. =

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Anonymous asked: M!A oops you and Oliver accidentally traded phone cards! You have all his nudes (I don't believe for a second he doesn't have a lot of nudes) and he has whatever pictures you keep!

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [sc R E EC H E S] -

- Even though I broke my nose trying to remove your trousers? -

/ Well I’ll leave if staying here leads to your injury but. /

- It won’t. I’m just useless. Your phone turned itself off. I don’t know how that happened. I don’t know your PIN so I can’t turn it back on.-

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// Please like this if you think ponies are baby horses.
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Anonymous asked: Anyway thanks for watching her :)

…. where is she going?

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

And now: knives.

What about them.

You put them on your skin

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alicepriceofnv asked: [txt] thank fucking god you're alive Doc

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i will believe youre thanking god when i see you in church young lady

- Ah, I can’t. I’m already taking caffeine pills to keep awake, it’s not healthy for me to drink a lot of coffee on top of that. -

Ah. Right. Yeah that makes sense. 

…. can I ask why you want to be awake that bad?

- I don’t. But I can’t sleep, and I have work. -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [CONFUSED YELLING hi let's do the other side of the Levi switching] /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [oh man p e r f e c t] 
Good morning, darling. Coffee’s in the kitchen. Don’t trip over Luca, he’s stationed himself in the doorway again. -

- Take your pick. -

/ Boy. /

- So… Richard then. -

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Anonymous asked: Well yeah? I'm a farmer, who else would randomly drop a baby pig on you for a day?

……………………………………… oh. 

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Anonymous asked: M!A David is babysitting a baby pig for 24 hours

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

LE V I  LOOK

Pig!

/ [pokes pig] /

[He a db utt s  hi s  h A ND] 

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