Night Vale private clinic

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- I DON’T UND E RS T AN D -

/ NEITHER DO I /

- Don’t use that word ever again and don’t include my cat in your shenanigans. -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [txt: Hardy] you suck [txt] like 12 penises [txt] all at once [txt] with HIV /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i think you need to put the bottle down

- Ew. -

/ you love me /

EW. -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt] David

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] brandon!

Hahaha! I can’t swim at all, I don’t have magic. 

I used to sleep underwater. 

You didn’t drown, that’s a good thing.

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eustaciavye77:

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

elephants are fucking awesome.

(Source: memoriesofelephants)

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt, Kim] i took a painkiller for legitimate pain killing reasons but i want to take the rest of the painkillers for addiction reasons [txt] can you come get rid of them because i cant do that

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] on my way

[txt] quality

[txt] there’s a messenger child out here

[txt] tell it to piss off unless it wants to get the starring role in my all new art piece ‘child dives through widows face first’

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt, Brandon/Hardy] Hi

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] hello

- And if he doesn’t? -

Uh.

- [w a i t s] -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [just shows up at the clinic then]

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

Hi Brandon doctor Brandon! Hello! Are you sick? Don’t do sickness it’s not good for you.

+ [eats spaghetti. She has a boyfriend now. It’s you.] +

[Wow this is frightening and good? and frightening. Very frightening. He’s dating someone who killed a man and left his corpse on a table for casual food reasons.]

+ [Wow yeah. When you say it like that it makes me wonder what would happen if emotional disaster occurred.] +

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

/ [OUTSIDE TIME RIGHT NOW] /

/ [FINDS LEASH PUTS IT ON DOG OKAY LET’S GO] /

/ [WOW. YEAH. LET’S ENTHUSIASTICALLY WALK SLOWLY THERE.] /

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: / [txt: Hardy] you suck [txt] like 12 penises [txt] all at once [txt] with HIV /

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i think you need to put the bottle down

- Throw up now. -

/ [Vomit sounds] /

- Ew. -

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- WHY WOULD YOU CALL THEM THAT? -

/ I DON’T KNOW IT SOUNDS SO DUMB /

- I DON’T UND E RS T AN D -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt] David

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] brandon!

Maybe she is also magic.

Wouldn’t surprise me. 

Hahaha! I can’t swim at all, I don’t have magic. 

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alicepriceofnv asked: [ringing Hardy noises]

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- Yes? -

- That’s because my pets are quality and not slimy. -

You have a cat which is practically from hell

rUDE -

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ask-doctor-brandon asked: [txt, Kim] i took a painkiller for legitimate pain killing reasons but i want to take the rest of the painkillers for addiction reasons [txt] can you come get rid of them because i cant do that

ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] on my way

[txt] good boy

[txt] im leaving the entire apartment im going to sit in the hallway until you get here

[txt] quality

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ask-doctor-brandon:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

/ [VROOM VROOM DINER] /

/ [WOW PLACE. Exits car, stumbles slightly, walks toward usually-hidden area.] /

/ [wow you’re drunk. locks car because he’s not an idiot.] /

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